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| Welcome.
Please select your destination. |
| Wait until elevator comes to a complete stop before
attempting to pry the doors open and exit. Please do not feed the
policy wonks on Level R. In the event of fire, use
the stairs. In the event of bear attack, try to look very big by
holding your arms up like this, which will of course cause the bear to go
away. |
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SKY |
| SKY |
Skylounge.
Less pretentiously, "the
roof." No access from this elevator. |
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LEVEL
M |
| M11 |
Military
aviation. Military
fixed- and
rotary-wing aviation. |
| M10 |
Naval
resources division.
Naval history,
science, tactics, and equipment. |
| M9 |
Foreign
military section. Non-U.S.
military resources. |
| M8 |
Command
liaison. Military and
naval commands, past and present. |
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LEVEL
R |
| R7 |
Strategic
research. Research
institutes and other wonkish habitats. |
| R6 |
Policy
and government.
Government national security bodies. |
| R5 |
Information
warfare. What looms on
the horizon of organized conflict. |
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LEVEL
G |
| G4 |
General
interest. Links for all
seasons. |
| G3 |
Regional
interest. Serving the
San Francisco Bay Area and Southern Connecticut. |
| G2 |
Legal
section. Things of
lawyerly interest. |
| G1 |
Special
personnel. Sites
maintained by friends and acquaintances. |
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LOBBY |
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L |
Main
reception. Back to home page.
Return visitor's badge to guard. |
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REC |
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RC |
Recreation
level. Computer gaming and other electronic
diversions. |
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LEVEL
P |
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P1 |
Parking level
1.
$10.50 for fifteen minutes ($10.00 with validation). |
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P2 |
Parking level
2. Parking fees waived if we accidentally
destroy your vehicle. |
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P3 |
Secret underground
laboratory. See above re "destroying
your vehicle." |
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EMERG |
| 911 |
Call button.
Push to e-mail site maintenance. |
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| Elevator last
inspected Nov. 24, 2002 || Maximum rated capacity 1,500
lbs. || Maintained by Robin J. Lee |
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